Title: Great Mates Description: A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, the Aussie said, "If I was to sneak over to your house and root your Missus while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would we be related, mate?"
The Kiwi scratched his head, thought about it for a while, then replied, "Well, I don't know about related, but it would sure make us even."