Title: Aussie Farmer Joke Description: A farmer from Texas is visiting Australia on a holiday. While he is here, he meets an Aussie farmer at a pub and gets talking. The Aussie asks him to come see his farm. When the Texan arrives the Aussie gives him a tour of his farm. He shows off his biggest wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large as yours in America".
Then they walk around the property a little more, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns in Texas that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation between the two men has almost died when the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie looks at the Yank and Grins and says, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas"?